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Go into Sandy 's bathroom…

H αρχιδιασκευαρα των Offspring:lol:

Feelings
Nothing more than feelings
Trying to forget my
Feelings of hate

Imagine
Beating on your face
Trying to forget my
Feelings of hate

Feelings
For all my life i’ll feel it
I wish I’d never met you
You’ll make me sick again

Feelings, oh oh feelings
Of hate on my mind

Feelings
Feelings like I never liked you
Feelings like I want to kill you
Live in my heart

Feelings
Feelings like I wanna deck you
Feelings like I’ve gotta get you
Out of my life

Feelings, oh oh feelings
The hate’s in my eyes

Feelings, oh oh feelings
You’re not very nice

Waiting For Decay-Six Feet Under

Fear of dying
Unknown ending
Bloody - coagulating
Out through yur hollow bones
Emptied of your weakened soul
Pus ejected out the pores
Hatched chopped her into bits
Playing with her severed tits
Sucking out the bloodied milk
Waiting for decay waiting

Strapped to the table
My tools are sharpened

Never-ending violent killings
Young and helpless
Unborn tortured - knives stuck in her
Cut up and fucked

Cold inside
Blood explodes from every hole

I hear you now screaming
My work just beginning
waiting for decay

Out of leg twitching
But the body’s not moving

Those I hunt are
Rotting in the grave and
Crippled and broken
Weeks left decaying
Dead unburried
I open up the coffin
No it don’t disgust me
It gets me hard

I ejaculate - on the corpse

Another whore to torture and butcher
To molest after death
I’m just waiting for decay

Πω πω, αυτοί πρέπει να είναι πολύ κακοί! 8O 8O 8O

Εμπνευση της στιγμης. Βασισμενη σε πραγματικα γεγονοτα (βλ. spoiler)…

“Ειδα στον υπνο μου Μεταλλικα
Καβαλησα του Χετφιλντ μηχανη
Μα θαθελα να μουν ο Τζων_Βλα
Να βλεπα γκομενα γυμνη…”

Η αληθεια ειναι οτι εμπνεω πολυ κοσμο…

σας έχω

Είσαι Μπάζο - Πλοκάμι Καρχαρία

Κ-Α-Καταραμένη ασχήμια
Είσαι σα σκατά
Μοιάζεις με πλυντήριο

Όταν μου μιλάς μου μυρίζει τραχανάς
Όταν μου μιλάς μου μυρίζει τραχανάς

ας μιλήσει το μπουζούκι

Παναγιά μουυυ
Πως είσαι έτσι?
Παναγιά μουυυυ

Είσαι μπάζο, είσαι μπάζο, είσαι μπάζο Είσαι μπάζοοοο

Είσαι σα κουράδι τρύπιο
Τα μαγουλά σου είναι σα κωλομέρια
Το προσωπό σου είναι σα στομάχι
Τα φρύδια σου είναι ένα. Φρύδι.

ας μιλήσει το μπουζούκι

Είσαι μπάζο, είσαι μπάζο, είσαι μπάζο Είσαι μπάζοοοο

Όταν σε κοιτώ, το πουλί μου γίνεται μισό
Μάλλον θα φταίει ότι είσαι
ΜΠΑΖΟ

Παρα πολυ ευκολα ομως (Ulver κλαψε απο συγκινηση, που το ξεθαψα αυτο!!):

Goddess Of Desire - Metal Forever

UNITED WE STAND DEVIDED WE FALL
METAL FOREVER!!!
HEAR THE WAR-GODS CRY FOR METAL
METAL FOREVER!!!
THIS MUSIC MEANS SOMETHING WE DO UNDERSTAND
METAL FOREVER!!!
THE POWER AND FORCE TO BE UNDER COMMAND
LOOKING LIKE FREAKS WE JUST DON’T CARE
STUDS AND SPIKES AND RAVING LONG HAIR
WE WILL STAY METAL TILL OUR LAST BREATH
DON’T TRY TO CHANGE US IT WILL MEAN YOUR DEATH
METAL FOREVER! IT’S ALL WE NEED
THIS KEEPS US TOGETHER A FIRE TO FEED
[CHORUS:]
METAL FOREVER FOREVER METAL!!!
METAL FOREVER FOREVER METAL!!!
LET’S STICK TOGETHER DEVIDED WE FALL
AND BANG ALL TOGETHER OUR HEADS TO THE WALL
WE RAISE OUR FIST ON THE LOUD-POUNDING SOUND
AND MAKE THE SIGN OF EVIL THE FILTH HADES HOUND
THIS KEEPS US TOGETHER IN TIMES THAT ARE ROUGH
STRONGER THAN EVER WE CAN STAY TOUGH
[CHORUS:]
THE NAMES ON OUR JACKETS WHERE WE STAND FOR
IT MAKES US TRUE METAL AND NOTHING MORE
THE CLOTHES ON OUR BODY STILL ARE THE SAME
AS 20 YEARS BACK WHEN HEAVY METAL CAME
DENIM AND LEATHER WE WEAR IT PROUD
WE KNOW ALL THE LYRICS AND SHOUT THEM OUT LOUD
[CHORUS:]
[CHORUS:]
WE ONLY LIKE METAL CAN’T HEAR SOMETHING ELSE
WE GET THE FORCE FROM THIS MUSIC FROM HELL
WE LISTEN TO RECORDS NOBODY CAN STAND
YES THAT’S THE SOUND OF A TRUE METAL BAND
WE MEET AT THE PARTIES AND CONCERTS AROUND
OUR BROTHERS IN BATTLE FOR A TRUE METAL SOUND
[CHORUS:]
TRUE METALHEADS OF ALL NATIONS WORLDWIDE
TAKE UP THY SWORDS AND LET’S START THIS FIGHT
TRENDIES AND WHIMPS GET OUT OF OUR SCENE
HARDCORE FUCK OFF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
WE BATTLE TOGETHER UNDER THIS BANNER
THE METAL WAY OF LIFE THAT’S OUR MANNER
[CHORUS:]
[CHORUS:]

Μα ακου “Let’s stick all together devided we fall, and bang all together our heads to the wall”, ΕΠΟΣ!!!

εισαι τεράστιος. ΙΧ ΛΙΜΠΕ ΝΤΙΧ! :trombone: :trombone: :trombone:

ειναι αξιολατρευτοι! ειναι πραγματικα καθυστερημενοι!

THE CLOTHES ON OUR BODY STILL ARE THE SAME
AS 20 YEARS BACK WHEN HEAVY METAL CAME

Προσκυνω ρεεεεεε!!! :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

Milk and Innards

Angry man walks through fields steps in shit, gets pissed off
Finds the cow that made the mess, kicks the udder, milk and innards spill
Carves out the belly, gouges out the neck
Climbs inside the carcass becomes one with the cow
Look at me I’m a cow I have killed farmer Brown
Now I sit here with the cows
I have killed farmer Brown
I hit him with my hoof, blood, he falls to the ground, dead
Gore in the farmyard,
Horrid mutilation,
I made my first kill,
Horrid Mutilation,
Blood in the pasture
Horrid Mutilation
Now I shall feast
Look at me I’m a cow I have killed farmer Brown
Now I sit here with the cows
I have killed farmer Brown
Now I sit here with the cows
I have killed farmer Brown

Από τους θεούς Skinless. :lol:

Oι στιχοι του “Son of A Bitch” απο Accept… :lol:

Tool - τα κουλουράκια ?
Οτιδήποτε μπορώ να σκεφτώ απο Anal Cunt - μαζί με το όνομα τους ?

die eier von satan???
χαχαχα!!!
δεν μπορει να θεωρηθει σαν τραγουδι!!
πλακα του συγκροτηματος ειναι! :wink:

αχέμ… dunno… το κυκλοφόρησαν…πάντως…
… λολ και τα listening with nicko είναι λίγο για τον @@#@#@!

Die Eier Von Satan = Το αυγο του σατανα (η φιδιου) = ναζισμος.

Συνδυαστε το και με τη απαγγελια στα γερμανικα κι οποιος δεν γνωριζει τη γλωσσα, νομιζει οτι οι Tool εχουν sample απο ναζιστικη ομιλια (ειδικα στο τελος με τις ιαχες).

Βεβαια, οταν μαθαινεις τι ακριβως ειναι αυτα τα Eier οντως πεθαινεις στο γελιο…

Πολυ μπροστα αυτη η μπαντα ρε γαμωτο! :slight_smile:

Όσοι είδαν το Eurotrip θα το θυμούνται…

Hey!!!

Scotty doesn’t know,
That Fionna and me,
Do it in my van every Sunday.

She tells him shes in church,
But she doesn’t go,
Still shes on her knees, and…

Scotty doens’t know, oh.
Scotty doesn’t know-oh.
So don’t tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn’t know,
Scotty doesn’t know.
SO DON’T TELL SCOTTY!

Fionna says shes out shopping,
But shes under me and I’m not stopping.

Cuz Scotty doesn’t know,
Scotty doesn’t know,
Scotty doesn’t know,
Scotty doesn’t know.
So don’t tell Scotty.
Scotty doesn’t knoooooow…
DON’T TELL SCOTTY!

I can’t believe he’s so trusting,
While I’m right behind you thrusting.

Fionna’s got him on the phone,
and she’s trying not to moan.
It’s a three way call,
and he knows nothing.
NOTHING!!!

Scotty doesn’t know,
Scotty doesn’t know,
Scotty doesn’t know,
Don’t tell Scotty.
Cuz Scotty doesn’t know,
Scotty doesn’t knoooooow…
SO DON’T TELL SCOTTY!

We’ll put on a show, everyone will go.
Scotty doesn’t know,
Scotty doesn’t know,
Scotty doesn’t knoooooow…

The, parking lot, why not?
It’s so cool when you’re on top.
His front lawn, in the snow.
Laughing so hard, cuz…

Scotty doesn’t know,
Scotty doesn’t know.

I did her on his birthday.

Scotty doesn’t know,
Scotty doesn’t know,
Scotty doesn’t know,
Scotty doesn’t know,
Don’t tell Scotty.
Scotty doesn’t knoooooow…

Scotty will know,
Scotty has to know,
Scotty’s gotta know,
Gonna tell Scotty,
Gonna tell him myself.

Scotty has to know,
Scotty has to know,
Scotty has to,
Scotty has to,
Scotty has to go!

Scotty doesn’t know,
(Don’t tell Scotty)
Scotty doesn’t know,
(Don’t tell Scotty)
Scotty doesn’t know…
Scotty’s gotta go!

από τους Lustra!
Ειδικά στην ταινία :lol: :lol: :lol:

SACRED STEEL

οτι εχει βγαλει αυτη μπαντα ειναι θεϊκο

Army Of Metalheads

Come hold me close my dear Brother
Now as I take my last Breath
So many Souls I have taken
Now it’s the time for my Death
I’ll drink from the Skulls of the False Ones
With my Comrades waiting beyond
We’ll fight 'til the End of Forever
'Til the Final Battle is done
Anoint me in Metal and Steel
In Death I am King
Metalheads
Metalheads
Metalheads
Our Army of Vengeance is back from the Dead
Metalheads
Metalheads
Metalheads
Our Army of Vengeance is back from the Dead
Reign from a Throne made of Thunder
Wielding the Lightning of War
Hunting the Posers forever
In Life as in Death evermore
Gathering Soldiers of Metal
Undead, Immortal and True
Leading them into the Battle
An Army of Cold Iron Doom

By Steel We Rule

Holy Battle, Holy War
Destiny revealed
We’re so much stronger than before
Conquerors of Steel
We live for Metal, live for War
Fighting for the Gods
Come meet your Fate, taste our Blades
Longing for your Blood
As it was it now shall be
Our Gods shall rule
You who have dared to fuck with Steel
Die a Death of fools
By Steel We Rule
By Steel We Rule
Wargods of Metal
We kill for you
Another Slaughter of Battle calls
Destiny fulfilled
Never surrender, never fall
'Til our Blood is spilled
We’ll die for Metal, die for War
Glory of the Gods
An endless Fight with all our Might
Metal in our Blood
Gods of Steel we rule
By Power and Might
Gods of Steel we rule
Come join our Fight
Sacred Steel - We rule
Metal is the Truth

The Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch

Dear Chasey Lain,
I wrote to explain
I’m your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you can

You’ve had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I’ve had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You’ve had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain’t had mine

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to complain
Ya never wrote me back
How could I ever eat
Your ass when ya treat
Your biggest fan like that?

You’ve had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I’ve had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You’ve had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain’t had mine

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to constrain
This letter is my last
As your biggest fan
I must demand
You let me eat your ass

You’ve had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I’ve had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You’ve had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain’t had mine

P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show 'em them titties

P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show 'em them titties

Would ya fuck me for blow?

:lol: :lol: :lol: