Αχαχαχα / Οι πιο αστείοι στίχοι!

εισαι τεράστιος. ΙΧ ΛΙΜΠΕ ΝΤΙΧ! :trombone: :trombone: :trombone:

ειναι αξιολατρευτοι! ειναι πραγματικα καθυστερημενοι!

THE CLOTHES ON OUR BODY STILL ARE THE SAME
AS 20 YEARS BACK WHEN HEAVY METAL CAME

Προσκυνω ρεεεεεε!!! :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

Milk and Innards

Angry man walks through fields steps in shit, gets pissed off
Finds the cow that made the mess, kicks the udder, milk and innards spill
Carves out the belly, gouges out the neck
Climbs inside the carcass becomes one with the cow
Look at me I’m a cow I have killed farmer Brown
Now I sit here with the cows
I have killed farmer Brown
I hit him with my hoof, blood, he falls to the ground, dead
Gore in the farmyard,
Horrid mutilation,
I made my first kill,
Horrid Mutilation,
Blood in the pasture
Horrid Mutilation
Now I shall feast
Look at me I’m a cow I have killed farmer Brown
Now I sit here with the cows
I have killed farmer Brown
Now I sit here with the cows
I have killed farmer Brown

Από τους θεούς Skinless. :lol:

Oι στιχοι του “Son of A Bitch” απο Accept… :lol:

Tool - τα κουλουράκια ?
Οτιδήποτε μπορώ να σκεφτώ απο Anal Cunt - μαζί με το όνομα τους ?

die eier von satan???
χαχαχα!!!
δεν μπορει να θεωρηθει σαν τραγουδι!!
πλακα του συγκροτηματος ειναι! :wink:

αχέμ… dunno… το κυκλοφόρησαν…πάντως…
… λολ και τα listening with nicko είναι λίγο για τον @@#@#@!

Die Eier Von Satan = Το αυγο του σατανα (η φιδιου) = ναζισμος.

Συνδυαστε το και με τη απαγγελια στα γερμανικα κι οποιος δεν γνωριζει τη γλωσσα, νομιζει οτι οι Tool εχουν sample απο ναζιστικη ομιλια (ειδικα στο τελος με τις ιαχες).

Βεβαια, οταν μαθαινεις τι ακριβως ειναι αυτα τα Eier οντως πεθαινεις στο γελιο…

Πολυ μπροστα αυτη η μπαντα ρε γαμωτο! :slight_smile:

Όσοι είδαν το Eurotrip θα το θυμούνται…

Hey!!!

Scotty doesn’t know,
That Fionna and me,
Do it in my van every Sunday.

She tells him shes in church,
But she doesn’t go,
Still shes on her knees, and…

Scotty doens’t know, oh.
Scotty doesn’t know-oh.
So don’t tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn’t know,
Scotty doesn’t know.
SO DON’T TELL SCOTTY!

Fionna says shes out shopping,
But shes under me and I’m not stopping.

Cuz Scotty doesn’t know,
Scotty doesn’t know,
Scotty doesn’t know,
Scotty doesn’t know.
So don’t tell Scotty.
Scotty doesn’t knoooooow…
DON’T TELL SCOTTY!

I can’t believe he’s so trusting,
While I’m right behind you thrusting.

Fionna’s got him on the phone,
and she’s trying not to moan.
It’s a three way call,
and he knows nothing.
NOTHING!!!

Scotty doesn’t know,
Scotty doesn’t know,
Scotty doesn’t know,
Don’t tell Scotty.
Cuz Scotty doesn’t know,
Scotty doesn’t knoooooow…
SO DON’T TELL SCOTTY!

We’ll put on a show, everyone will go.
Scotty doesn’t know,
Scotty doesn’t know,
Scotty doesn’t knoooooow…

The, parking lot, why not?
It’s so cool when you’re on top.
His front lawn, in the snow.
Laughing so hard, cuz…

Scotty doesn’t know,
Scotty doesn’t know.

I did her on his birthday.

Scotty doesn’t know,
Scotty doesn’t know,
Scotty doesn’t know,
Scotty doesn’t know,
Don’t tell Scotty.
Scotty doesn’t knoooooow…

Scotty will know,
Scotty has to know,
Scotty’s gotta know,
Gonna tell Scotty,
Gonna tell him myself.

Scotty has to know,
Scotty has to know,
Scotty has to,
Scotty has to,
Scotty has to go!

Scotty doesn’t know,
(Don’t tell Scotty)
Scotty doesn’t know,
(Don’t tell Scotty)
Scotty doesn’t know…
Scotty’s gotta go!

από τους Lustra!
Ειδικά στην ταινία :lol: :lol: :lol:

SACRED STEEL

οτι εχει βγαλει αυτη μπαντα ειναι θεϊκο

Army Of Metalheads

Come hold me close my dear Brother
Now as I take my last Breath
So many Souls I have taken
Now it’s the time for my Death
I’ll drink from the Skulls of the False Ones
With my Comrades waiting beyond
We’ll fight 'til the End of Forever
'Til the Final Battle is done
Anoint me in Metal and Steel
In Death I am King
Metalheads
Metalheads
Metalheads
Our Army of Vengeance is back from the Dead
Metalheads
Metalheads
Metalheads
Our Army of Vengeance is back from the Dead
Reign from a Throne made of Thunder
Wielding the Lightning of War
Hunting the Posers forever
In Life as in Death evermore
Gathering Soldiers of Metal
Undead, Immortal and True
Leading them into the Battle
An Army of Cold Iron Doom

By Steel We Rule

Holy Battle, Holy War
Destiny revealed
We’re so much stronger than before
Conquerors of Steel
We live for Metal, live for War
Fighting for the Gods
Come meet your Fate, taste our Blades
Longing for your Blood
As it was it now shall be
Our Gods shall rule
You who have dared to fuck with Steel
Die a Death of fools
By Steel We Rule
By Steel We Rule
Wargods of Metal
We kill for you
Another Slaughter of Battle calls
Destiny fulfilled
Never surrender, never fall
'Til our Blood is spilled
We’ll die for Metal, die for War
Glory of the Gods
An endless Fight with all our Might
Metal in our Blood
Gods of Steel we rule
By Power and Might
Gods of Steel we rule
Come join our Fight
Sacred Steel - We rule
Metal is the Truth

The Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch

Dear Chasey Lain,
I wrote to explain
I’m your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you can

You’ve had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I’ve had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You’ve had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain’t had mine

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to complain
Ya never wrote me back
How could I ever eat
Your ass when ya treat
Your biggest fan like that?

You’ve had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I’ve had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You’ve had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain’t had mine

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to constrain
This letter is my last
As your biggest fan
I must demand
You let me eat your ass

You’ve had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I’ve had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You’ve had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain’t had mine

P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show 'em them titties

P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show 'em them titties

Would ya fuck me for blow?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Sex Pistols - Satellite (το άκουγα και γελούσα)

Να γράφετε τους στίχους, να γελάσουμε και μεις αν είναι… :wink:

Electric Six - Gay Bar
You!
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.

Let’s start a war, start a nuclear war,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Wow!
At the gay bar.

Now tell me do ya, do ya have any money?
I wanna spend all your money,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.

I’ve got something to put in you,
I’ve got something to put in you,
I’ve got something to put in you,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Wow!

You’re a superstar, at the gay bar.
You’re a superstar, at the gay bar.
Yeah! you’re a superstar, at the gay bar.
You’re a superstar, at the gay bar.
Superstar.
Super, super, superstar.

έφυγε για διασκευή αυτό.ακούς μαέστρο τολκι?:roll:

Το κατεβαζω τωρα!

Εντιτ: Θυμιζει λιγο come us you are?

Tο βιδεο:

Τολκι οχι μανες.

Guitar - Peter Nalitch

I’ve never been lonely
cause… me is so cool
Baby you have a possibility
play it with me

I’ve never been clever
because need it never
Baby you have a possibility
play it with me

Guitar, guitar, guitar, guitar,
Come to my Boudoir
Baby you have a possibility
play it with me

Guitar, guitar, guitar, guitar,
Jump to my Yaguar
Baby you have a possibility
play it with me

I put on my pyjamas
and go to Bahamas
Baby no possibility
play it with me

Guitar, guitar, guitar, guitar,
Jump to my Yaguar baby,
you have a possibility play it with me(x2)

Is there sun over sky?
{Lai, lai, lai, lai…, c’mon…,dance
yes
wola olaola gitar male
yes}

Guitar, guitar, guitar, guitar,
Come to my Boudoir
Baby you have a possibility
play it with me

Guitar, guitar, guitar, guitar,
Jump to my Yaguar Oooo
Baby you have a possibility
play it with me

Figuring out you and me
Is like doing a love autopsy
They could operate all day long
And never figure out what went wrong

Love autopsy
Love autopsy

What went wrong

MANOWAR: brothers, metal, kill, blood, steel κτλ ΜΟΝΟ.