Χιουμοριστικό.
Όχι γελοίο.
Get krunk, get drunk, get fucked up. Throw your hands in the air, that’s whats up. Now pass me the forty girl. I need to get drunk before it’s over girl! So don’t you take this drink from me. I will knock you down on your knees. And make you lick my penis up and down, up and down…
Up and down, back and forth, I’m making you my whore. Up and down, back and forth, girl you will be my whore…
I’M SO FUCKED UP! I’M SO BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH! WHAT THE FUCK! I’M SO FUCKED UPppppppp…
Girl I’m too drunk to drive. Will you take me home tonight. You can be my sugar dumpling muffin baby punkin pie! So look into my eyes. Do you really think I lie. Girl I’m not kidding when I say I need a fucking ride!!!
Δεν τους θεωρώ αστείους αλλά κάφρικους.
Pantera - Good Friends And A Bottle Of Pills
I fucked your girlfriend last night.
While you snored and drooled, I fucked your love.
She called me Daddy. And I called her baby when I
Smacked her ass. I called her sugar when I ate
Her alive till daylight. And I slept with her all
Over me, from forehead to ribcage I dripper her ass.
Sometimes I thought you might be spying, living out some
Brash fantasy, but no. You were knocked out. But we were
All knocked out you know. In a way
I serve too many masters.
We didn’t know you’d break the bottle that the magic
Came in to use those jagged shards to slit our wrists
And neck. And you’d do it too, you’re that kind of dude.
But you wouldn’t know what you were doing because
I didn’t, your girlfriend could have been a burn
Victim, an amputee, a dead body. But god damn I wanted
To fuck.
I’m serving too many fucking masters.
[I told you. I told you motherfucker]
Κάθε βραδύ στα φιλιά σου τα παθιάρικα,
σαν τζουκ μποξ τρώγει η καρδιά μου τα δεκαρικα
κωνσταντινα
και ειχε ενα φεγγαρι, σαν κομμενο νυχι
αλλο να στο λεω κι αλλο να σου τυχει
αντζι σαμιου
σεισμος ειναι η αγαπη,
σεισμος τριζει το κρεββατι
σεισμος ολη η γη κουνιεται
τωρα ποιος κρατιεται;
δημητρης κοντολαζος
εσενα σου χρειαζονται ογδοντα βαγονια ξυλο
να μαθεις για να φερεσαι στον ανθρωπο σου λιγο
τασος μπουγας
μη μιλας βγαλ’ το σκασμο
εισαι ενα μελατο αυγο
μην κοιτας σαν την γαριδα
μαζι σου προκοπη δεν ειδα
παντελης καναρακης
καθε βραδυ κοβω φλεβες
ξενυχταω με φραπεδες
και ξηλωνω καναπεδες
για να κοιμηθω
λεπα
παψε θα σου παρω σοκολατα
σκασε αγαπη μου σταματα
λειλα
Και όχι δεν ακούω τέτοια, απλά τα βρήκα αλλού τυχαία.
Καρφώθηκες τώρα.
Χα!
Και ποιος μου λέει ότι δεν έχεις εσύ το nick William στο άλλο φόρουμ?
Εγώ είμαι το ομολογώsign-:oops: 
Μούτζα ήταν αυτη?
Πειράζει που βρίσκω αφελείς τους στίχους του Alexander The Great? :vibrate:
Nαι, γιατί δεν ανγνωρίζεις την στιχουργική πρόοδο ενός συγκροτήματος που νωρίτερα είχε τραγουδήσει για μπουρδελότσαρκες (δίνοντας και συγκεκριμένη διέυθυνση #-o ), για τον 666 και μας είχε διδάξει Ελληνική μυθολογία πληροφορώντας μαςι πως τον Ίκαρο τον “πούλησε” ο πατέρας του… 8O
:lol:
δεν λεει betrayed him ρε betrayed λεει. και τα τραγουδια για πουτανες δεν ειναι αστεια. συνηθως ειναι τα καλυτερα.:lol:
His eyes seem so glazed
As he flies on the wings of a dream,
Now he knows his father betrayed
Now his wings turn to ashes to ashes his grave.
Nαι έχεις δίκιο, το αντικείμενο του ρήματος αναζητείται… 
Πεινασμενοι ειμαστε αγαπη μου κι οι δυο,ελα να μοιρασουμε το χαμπουργκερ στα δυο
Πεινασμενοι ειμαστε αγαπη μου και μονοι,βαλε στο κοτοπουλο μου μπολικο λεμονι
Πεινασμενοι ειμαστε αγαπη μου κι οι δυο,βγαλε 2 λουκανικα απο το ψυγειο
Πεινασμενοι ειμαστε αγαπη μου και μονοι,στο σουβλακι οδηγουν αποψε ολοι οι δρομοι
Μπορεί να κλειδωθεί.
Avril Lavigne - Girlfriend
Hey hey you you
[SIZE=“4”]I don’t like your girlfriend[/SIZE]
No way no way
[SIZE=“5”]I think you need a new one[/SIZE]
Hey hey you you
[SIZE=“4”]I could be your girlfriend[/SIZE]
Hey hey you you
I know that you like me
No way no way
No, it’s not a secret
Hey hey you you
I want to be your girlfriend
You’re so fine
I want you mine
You’re so delicious
I think about you all the time
You’re so addictive
Don’t you know
What I can do
To make you feel alright
Don’t pretend
I think you know
I’m damn precious
[SIZE=“7”]And hell yeah
I’m the mother fucking princess[/SIZE]
I can tell you like me too
And you know I’m right
She’s like so whatever
You can do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that’s what everyone’s talking about
Hey hey you you
I know that you like me
No way no way
No, it’s not a secret
Hey hey you you
I want to be your girlfriend
I can see the way
I see the way
You look at me
And even when you look away
[SIZE=“5”]I know you think of me
I know you talk about me all the time
Again and again[/SIZE]
So come over here
And tell me what I wanna hear
[SIZE=“4”]Better, yet, make your girlfriend disappear
I don’t wanna hear you say her name[/SIZE]
Ever again
Because
She’s like so whatever
You can do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that’s what everyone’s talking about
Hey hey you you
I know that you like me
No way no way
No, it’s not a secret
Hey hey you you
I want to be your girlfriend
In a second you’ll be wrapped around my finger
'cause I can, 'cause I can do it better
There’s no other, so when’s it gonna sink in
[SIZE=“4”]She’s so stupid, what the hell were you thinking?[/SIZE]
(2x)
(no way)
Hey hey you you
I know that you like me
No way no way
No, it’s not a secret
Hey hey you you
I want to be your girlfriend
Hey hey you you
I don’t like your girlfriend ( no way!)
No way no way
I think you need a new one (hey!)
Hey hey you you
I could be your girlfriend (no way!)
Hey hey you you
I know that you like me (now way!)
No way no way
No, it’s not a secret (hey!)
Hey hey you you
I want to be your girlfriend (no way!)
Hey hey
:lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
τα σπασε!
AC/DC » Big Balls
Well I’m upper upper class high society
God’s gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I’ve got
The biggest balls of all
I’ve got big balls
I’ve got big balls
They’re such big balls
And they’re dirty big balls
And he’s got big balls
And she’s got big balls
(But we’ve got the biggest balls of them all)
And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody comes and comes again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I’ve got
Great balls of fire
Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they’re held for pleasure
They’re the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It’s my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night
Ball στην Αγγλικη, ειναι εκτος απο την μπαλα και η δεξιωση/χορος. Εφηβικο χιουμορ απο τον Bon και τα παιδια…
Darkthone - Fuck Off and Die
If you think my castle
Is built on sand
Well bring on the tides
You can fuck off and dieIf you think my patience
Is ocean vast
Or river deep
You can fuck off and dieFuck off and die!
Fuck off and die!
Fuck off and die!
Fuck off and die!
Fuck off and die!!If you think my pain
Is well preserved
Then go ahead and try
You can fuck off and dieFuck off and die!!!
Σοβαρευτείτε ΡΕ!
σαβουρευτειται διαβασα:lol: .
ο πιο πανω στιχος της avril ειναι πραγματικα χαζος. αμ, χαζη αυτη, χαζα απότελεσματα.
Yertle The Turtle - Red Hot Chili Peppers
ε οκ o Flea τους εγραψε, μουσικη ακομα και τα ντραμς.-καταλαβαινετε λοιπον, ο τυπας ειναι out of control και ας μην εχει “παρει” τιποτα. αχαχχααχαχ εμενα παντως μ προκαλουν γελιο και μ κανουν καλα οταν ειμαι σκατα.
On a far away island
of Salamasond I said a
Yertle the turtle
Was king of the pond
A nice little pond
It was clean it was neat
The water was warm
There was plenty to eat
Until one day
The king of them all
Decided the kingdom
He ruled was too small
I’m a ruler of all that I see
But I don’t see enough
And that’s the trouble with me
With this stone for a throne
I am too low down
I cannot look down
Upon the places beyond
And Yertle the turtle king
Lifted his hand
And Yertle the turtle king
Gave a command
He ordered all the turtles
Onto one another’s back
He piled them high
Into a ten turtle stack
Ow Yertle the turtle
The things I now rule
I’m king of a cow
I’m king of a mule
Then down from below
In the great turtle stack
Came a burp from a plain
Little turtle named Mack
Just part of the throne
This burpin’ little turtle
Looked up and said “I beg
Your pardon king Yertle”
I’ve pains in my back
My shoulders and my knees
How long must we stand
Here your majesty
“Silence !” the king of the
Turtles barked back
To the bad burpin’
Little turtle named Mack
I’m Yertle the turtle
Oh marvelous me for
I am ruler of all that I see
Yertle, Yertle the turtle…
Yertle, Yertle the turtle…