Αχαχαχα / Οι πιο αστείοι στίχοι!

:lol::lol::lol:αυτο ρε το ελεγε η ‘‘γυναικα-επανασταση’’,οπως ηταν το παρατσουκλι της στα παρατραγουδα,χαχαχαχα:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

έχει ωραίο τρέμολο όμως στη φωνή…

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Alice Cooper - Cold Ethyl

Yeah ooh oh one thing I miss is cold Ethyl and her skeleton kiss
We met last night making love by the refrigerator light
Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms
Ah one thing no lie Ethyl’s frigid as an Eskimo pie
She’s cool in bed she’s gotta be 'cause Ethyl’s dead
Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms
Come on cold Ethyl freeze me baby that’s cool that’s nice
One thing it’s true cold Ethyl I am stuck on you
And everything is my way ethyl don’t have much to say
Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms
Come here cold Ethyl what makes you so cold ooh so cold ooh ooh
Cold Ethyl cold cold Ethyl cold Ethyl cold cold Ethyl
Cold Ethyl cold cold Ethyl cold Ethyl cold cold Ethyl
If I live 'til ninety seven you’ll still be waiting in refrigerator heaven
'cause you’re cool
you’re ice
cold Ethyl you’re my paradise aah

“Αγόρασα δυο κόκκινα μποτάκια.
Disco, disco, disco τσουτσούνι.
Και μια πρασινοκίτρινη γραβάτα.
Disco, disco, disco τσουτσούνι.
Ένα πουκάμισο ριγέ, ένα φουλάρι Πιερ Καρντέν
κι ένα κουστούμι εμπριμέ χωρίς ρεβέρ.
Disco, disco, disco τσουτσούνι.
Disco, disco, disco τσουτσούνι.”

τζιμάκος rules!

αυτοί όμως οι στίχοι είναι όντως αστείοι χωρίς να είναι άθλιοι ή γελοίοι. τζιμακος φορεβα!

σωστά…

από γελοίους άλλο τίποτα

“αφρικανε, αφρικανέ έλα να κάνουμε κονέ”

"And while she fell I delightfully said…
Lalalalalalalala lie lie lie…“
και
"And while she fell, I smiled…”

[B]Satanic Surfers - Armless Skater[/B]

[I]I have a friend who’s only joy in life
is to skate, surf and flog his log
that is all he wants to do
and I think that’s really great

but then one day he had an accident
they had to amputate his arms
guess if he was sad that day

he can’t surf, he can’t skate and he sure can’t masturbate no more[/I]

anal cunt - i just saw the gayest guy on earth

he hangs around in allston,he always wears a tree shirt
his favorite band is roadsaw,he hangs out at the model cafe
he hangs out with toxic narcotic,he’s got a tribal tattoo
his best friend is joe bonni,he’s got his eyebrow pierced
he has purple dreadlocks,he works at herrell’s ice cream
he wears an “allston rock city” t-shirt,i hope you fucking die

you fuckinh fruit!

Για να φυγει η στενοχωρια
κατσε φαε σπορια,κατσε φαε σπορια!!!:stuck_out_tongue:

κομματαρα το armless skater…επισης

I say don’t drink and drive
You might spill your drink
Before you get behind
That wheel, just stop & think
You can take your chances
But there’s so much to lose
Another bumpy road,
There’s so much wasted booze
I’m not so worried
About how many I kill
I’m much more concerned
With how much beer I spill
35% of accidents
Are cause by pixilated
The other 65% are not
Alcohol related
What does this tell us
About the drunk drivers
They seem to have a
Better record than
The sober team

NOFX-you drive,you spill,you drink