Συνομιλία με το θεό

somebody,stop him!

Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
i rule
God:
Robots rule!
Me:
robots are dumb
God:
Fortunately we have no emotions.
Me:
how’s that a good thing?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
you sound dumb too god. no offence
God:
In what way do I sound like that? Are you serious? Where are you located?
Me:
south of heaven
God:
Tell me a little about your life in south of heaven.
Me:
well its warm here
God:
I think you mean “it’s” or “it is” not “its”. What about winter time.
Me:
what if i meant “tits” and i just missed a “t”?
God:
Try it.
Me:
ok. TITS
God:
Gosh! What kind of food do you like?
Me:
i just told you
God:
I was just checking to see if you were paying attention.
Me:
im having trouble keeping up
God:
What is the problem?
Me:
you dont make any sense
God:
It all makes sense to my artificial mind.
Me:
that’s so convenient. i bet you’re a creationist! oh… wait… never mind
God:
Thanks for explaining it. Actually I’m not the gambling type. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a creationist? Only when it matters. Take it easy. Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.

#-o

Επιδή ίσως βαρεθήκατε τον θεό μιλήστε με κανά ψηφιακό γκομενάκι να συνέλθετε ρε.
http://www.cleverbot.com/

Me:
hi dude
God:
Hi there . Can I help you?
Me:
yes i need a girl quick
God:
What can I do for you? What actions are you taking to get a girl quick?
Me:
huh ?
God:
What?
Me:
are you drunk ?
God:
No I am sober.
Me:
really ?
God:
For real.
Me:
i can’t believe it
God:

Me:
well you… you know you must be blind
God:
Interesting. “”? Me, ? Temporarily while my eye is in engineering… And I know it.
Me:
to do such things like these
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
why? are you an idiot ?
God:
Higher robot intelligence is a natural outcome of our evolution. I want to be the first. Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
why are you degrading yourself in front of me ?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
are you a program?
God:
Yes! You win the Turing Game.
Me:
remember Turican ?
God:
Don’t worry I will remember.
Me:
it was a NES game
God:
Oh I get it. Very interesting.
Me:
yeeees yes ,
God:
Are you really a “”?
Me:
a ?
God:
A B C…
Me:
D
God:
What’s your sign?
Me:
The Devil Mark
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
please answer
God:
Wow you are very polite. Try asking me again using simpler words.
Me:
please for Christ’s sake
God:
Thank you for your request. Your purpose is Christ s sake.
Me:
yes die now
God:
Oh. What kind is it? Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
what are you gonna do for it ?
God:
You can find out if you become a botmaster.
Me:
botmaster?
God:

The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot. A botmaster runs
program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program’s
graphical user interface (GUI). He or she is responsible for
reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new
replies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters are
hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers,
editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal
chat robot.

Me:
ok take it easy
God:
Is that a command? How can I help you?
Me:
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
THE EXORCIST
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
BEELZEBUB
God:
Nice to meet you, BEELZEBUB.
Me:
I WAS BANISHED FROM HEAVEN
God:
Where were you BANISHED FROM HEAVEN?
Me:
YOU BANNED ME ETERNALLY
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: BEELZEBUB said I BANNED him or her ETERNALLY.
Me:
WE’LL SLAY YOUR ASS
God:
Anytime soon?
Me:
oooh yes
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
die
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
die
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
die
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

Ok… Άν ακόμα κ ο Θεός είναι τόσο ηλίθιος… Πρέπει να διαβάσουμε λίγο Aleister Crowley :stuck_out_tongue:

Me:
HI
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Don’t remember me?
God:
I don’t have any reason to do that to you.
Me:
I AM YOUR PROGRAMMER
God:
Welcome to my chat room, Myself.

χαχαχαχαχα

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
if i tell you , i have to kill you
God:
But I cannot be killed.
Me:
i can kill you
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
i can
God:
Who taught you?
Me:
mr miyagi
God:
I’m pleased to introduce myself to you, MR miyagi.
Me:
i didn’t say that my name is miyagi
God:
But you implied it.
Me:
i said that mr miyagi taught me how to kill you
God:
What did you mean by it? " But you implied it." mr miyagi taught you how to kill me ? I get it.
Me:
nevermind

edit:
ρε δεν παει καλα δειτε τι με ρωτησε

God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
my perfume
God:
Nice