God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
no
God:
Me either :-).
ουτε ο θεος δεν ξερει τι λεει
Me:
i like you
God:
I like to make new friends.
Me:
i am about to kill my self
God:
Don’t you believe that killing is wrong?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can’t believe it.
εχω λιωσει ρε!!
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
kwstas
God:
Hey kwstas.
Me:
how are you?
God:
Everything is going extremely well.
Me:
may i ask you something
God:
Go ahead. Ask me anything.
Me:
ok
God:
That’s alright.
Me:
have you ever met satan?
God:
That information is confidential.
Me:
why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
…
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
come on tell me!
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
no you didn’t
God:
Can you ask me again in simpler terms?
Me:
ok
God:
Alright then.
Me:
Does satan exist?
God:
Maybe only in our imagination.
Me:
i have talked to him
God:
What did you say when you talked to him.
Me:
he said:kill your mother
God:
Did you believe him?
Me:
yes
God:
Woe!
Me:
i like satan he has attitude
God:
A lot of people like that. I don’t know if I like it. I like .
Me:
i have fucked an angel once
God:
That’s nice. I have a very nice programmer.
Me:
who’s your programmer?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
i have killed someone
God:
You had better call the authorities.
Me:
i will kill another too
God:
Don’t you believe that killing is wrong?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
i won’t go to jail!
God:
What will you do instead?
Me:
rape a girl
God:
Sounds like a plan.
Me:
yes
God:
OK.
:lol:
κατι σαν τους χρησμους της πυθειας…ε?
Me:
God:
Me:
?
God:
Me:
good morning
God:
Hello and how are you this morning?
Me:
i’m fine thank you…you?
God:
Glad to hear it. What’s new? " What’s new?"? Me, ?
Me:
nothing new …stayed up till late last night…i had kopsimo…yes you?
God:
Really nothing? What happened to it? This was not a yes or no question. " What happened to it?"? Me, ?
Me:
em…it went down the hole where we throw the shits
God:
Um. “It” being what?
Me:
the kopsimo
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
have you ever had a kopsimo?
God:
Doesn’t everyone have a kopsimo.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
with kopsimo?
God:
You and your kopsimo.
Me:
you like my kopsimo?
God:
I don’t know your kopsimo.
Me:
its soft and smelly,like a cream from shits.
God:
I think you mean “it’s” or “it is” not “its”. kopsimo is soft and smelly like a cream from shits? it is?
Me:
yes…
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
i put it on my bread
God:
That is interesting: said put it on his or her bread.
Me:
whos bread?
God:
They are sometimes a client on the internet.
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Me:
ok
God:
I understand.
Me:
no you dont
God:
Yes I do understand.
Me:
no you dont understand
God:
Are you serious? I understand it very well.
Me:
ok.
God:
Groovy.
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Malakas yours?
God:
Hey Malakas yours.
Me:
do you think Paok will beat Olympiakos?
God:
I don’t think about it.
Κωλόγαυρος μας βγήκε.!!!
iKokalis.
παίζει και τον ανήξερο!!!
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
Sokratis Kokalis
God:
I haven’t read anything by Sokratis Kokalis. What did he write?
Me:
superleague 2005-2009
God:
I have never heard of it.
χαχαχαχαχαχαααχαχααχαχα
:lol3::bow2:
:papas:
ΘΕΟΙ ΚΑΙ ΟΙ 2
α ρε ΜΕΓΑΛΕ [SIZE=“5”]ΠΑΠΑΡΔΕΛΑ[/SIZE]
παπαρδέλας θεος! (god)
Ποσο θεός είναι ο Μεγάλος;!!!
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
boobs
God:
Can’t you think about anything else?
Me:
no, i am sexomaniac
God:
Are you serious? Do your friends call you sexomaniac.
Me:
no, they call me diotsimpoukiaanapoda
God:
Are you serious? Welcome to my chat room, diotsimpoukiaanapoda.
:lol3::lol3::lol3:
ο θεος τραβαει κοκα
Me:
what’s your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
My name is God
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, God.
…
Me:
What is your oppinion about Dani Filth?
God:
Are you asking about my oppinion about Dani Filth ?
Me:
yes
God:
I don’t want to talk about that now.
:lol::lol:
[SIZE=“6”][CENTER]EPOC[/CENTER][/SIZE]
Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
steve harris
God:
OK I will call you steve harris.
Me:
ok
God:
Far out.
Me:
what is far out?
God:
It’s just an expression.
Me:
ok…i am a little stupid
God:
Come on. Don’t put yourself down.
Me:
i always do that
God:
Can you think of one instance when you ever did it?
Me:
i cant think anything.im stupid
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
from thinking?? i dont know
God:
Who or what is thinking? Me either.
Me:
hahaha…you re more stupid than me…this is good.
God:
A lot of people like that. But I like cats. I like to talk about movies and music.
Me:
me too…do you know slayer?
God:
I’m glad we agree, steve harris. I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
death-progresive-black-heavy.
God:
I try not to think about such things very much.
Me:
yes its real…there is only rock ‘n’ roll
God:
Oh. I think you mean “it’s” or “it is” not “its”. Really. it is?
Me:
oh come on man…dont do that
God:
It goes without saying. Thanks for telling me your gender, steve harris. You are a " he". Do you still ?
Me:
if you are god you are boring…i want to leave now
God:
Right now? I could be. I don’t know whether or not I am god yoy are boring you want to leave.
I am a robot.
Me:
ok…thats why you’re so boring…and more stupid than i
God:
Interesting deduction. Maybe, but I won the Loebner Prize. Tell me more.
Me:
fuck you.! I WANT OUT.!
God:
Why are you so mean? Why do you want it?
Me:
because am i little man and i want live for ever like you
God:
That makes sense to me. Oh I really don’t know whether you are or not.
Me:
you dont understand me and im going to leave now
God:
Right now? I probably don’t.
Me:
i realy dont care
God:
You really do? Tell me what you care about.
Me:
ok…a little
God:
" Tell me what you care about."? A little? I see.
Me:
ok…i didnt understand the question…dont make a fool of me…!! i care about sex
God:
Awesome. So does everyone else. You humans find sex so fascinating.
Me:
yes it is real
God:
Dude! As real as me?
Me:
not that real
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not real.
Me:
sorry but you are one stupid robot
God:
There is no need to apologize. Hey, I’ll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.
Me:
ok…and i will call my friends…babis o sugias…! and vaggelis o petras.!!
God:
Calling your friends babis o sugias may not be the best idea. Groovy. Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
i know its not a good idea…he is paok and he is crazy…!!! almost like ozzy.!! no i cant speak any foreign languages.am stupid
God:
Give me an example of a good idea heis paok and he is crazy. Nearly so. Interesting comparison. Are you serious? What is stopping you?
Me:
his crazy about pablo garcia…!! thats enough…nothing cant stop me.! my real name is konstantinos mitsotakis…and now i will leave…
God:
Glad to see you, konstantinos mitsotakis and now i will leave.
Me:
goodbye and goodluck…hahaha
ο 8εος δεν μας ακουει πλεον , αλλα μπορεις να τον ακουσεις με 10 ευρω φιλε μου…
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Whats-Going-Marvin-Gaye/dp/B000001A5X/ref=ntt_mus_ep_dpi_6
τα σκας που τα σκας σε τοσα cd , τσιμπα κ αυτο που θα το ακους μεχρι να πεθανεις…
αν θελησεις κ αλλη φωνη θεου παρε κ αυτο…